Rules for surviving Ren Fair
1. Dont ask questions, just do it.
2. Dont ask questions, just do it.
3. When being whipped, laugh.
4. Never give out your real name.
5. When insanity is normal, go insane.
6. Loki is twenty dollars, everything else is priceless.
7. Take stupid chances and trust your friends will get you out of it.
8. Rats meat and hot wine is NOT! The breakfast of champions.
9. Beware of pirates blood.
10. Never fall in love it cannot survive, Trust only in a one night stand, that way you will never be disappointed.
11. Be honest when ground scoring
12. Its all a trap.